I'm going to be really busy, so I leave you with this:

EDIT: Sorry If I cant respond to anything. I'm busy on NG chat being a 1337h4X0r

Nostalgia material, Discuss.

Even Old Time Comics Were Awesome

FALCON PUNCH!!1!

1. My Computer
2. Click Local Disk
3. Click Windows
4. Click Media
5. Click Onestop
6. ???
7. Profit!1!

1. Go to Google Images
2. Type "Harlequin Baby"
3. ???
4. Profit!1!

EDIT: Screw it, I'll start posting Profit Lists starting monday and then every other week,
EDIT: I am in need of ASCII meme art. Post them along with your comment.
EDIT: I'm cum dumping ascii art here so I know where to look in later posts.

Just something for you all to try:

1. Go to Bad Translator
2. Set Number of Translations to max
3. Type meme (or anything in particular)
4. Post Results
5. ???
6. PROFIT!1!

First, as you browse, please enjoy stereotypical french music:

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So, anyway:

1. I'm a troll
2. I'm a spammer
3. I consider myself a madnessfag
4. I'm an anon
5. I'm a newfag
6. I can't triforce
7. I do not wholly consider myself a newb
8. I do not wholly consider myself 1337
9. I don't take spam requests, unless I want to
10. I am NO good at flash (for now)
11. I seriously hate BlueWaffle.net
12. I enjoy /b/
13. I think pool closing should be revived
14. Memes are my life
15. I have no life
16. I think Newgrounds has lost its former glory
17. I feel the same for /b/
18. I play PS1 games for Nostalgia
19. I rape my childhood on purpose
20. I respond to trolls like a gentleman
21. It's different for spammers
22. I have a folder of Stereotypical French, Chinese and Swedish Yodel Music
23. I'm Agnostic
24. I'm an hero
25. I'm a gentleman
26. I know none of you will care about ANY of this
27. I am an honorable dark-toned person.
Gooday, fellow NGers.

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Yes, a new post. Last post's rules didn't allow me to fully express my replies, so....yeah. Enjoy this post and comment on anything you like.

Also: Theme Music (Spyro the Dragon, Haunted Towers level)

EDIT: Currently Working on a Madness Geddan. If you're unfamiliar with it, search it on yewtewb.

*insert post here*

Edit: Happy Pico Day!

I have scanned a few n00b users and have created a list of common characteristics they share:

1. They have irregularly stretched user images
2. They have banners made with MS paint
3. They ask people to PM them on how to get secret medals in their reviews
4. Half of the content of their reviews is filled with : lololollolololololo!!!!!
5. They always ask to be added on MSN and Xbox live
6. Their posts include 3-5 youtube videos
7. Sometimes they place links instead of actual videos
8. Their art is made with MS paint (this excludes awesome paint art)
9. They post song lyrics (accompanied with a video)
10. Most of them like Justin Beiber
11. They respond to Trolls
12. They respond to spam instead of deleting it
13. Their posts are set to approved comments only
14. They approve trolls anyway
15. They vote only either 0 or 5
16. They rate only either 0 or 10
17. They treat the review system like a comment system
18. Some are furries
19. Some are hugely religious
20. They go to troll's pages and troll back and always FAIL
21. They threaten to "tell their parents" about being trolled.
22. Good examples are this guy and this guy

Well, as of April 23rd, 3.43pm, 4chan has gotten 220M images. It was incredibly fun watching oldfags and newfags alike competing to attain a GET. There were images of Epic Fail Guy, Memes and all sorts of images being randomly thrown into /b/. I watched them one by one try and Fail on epic proportions. But alas, the one true 220M GET was inexplicably 404'd. I would count that as a WIN that Failed.

I am placing this here to remind myself that /b/ can still Fail. No Comments for You!

Also, I've been listening to "The Hustle" for 6 hours straight.

The Image below was the one True GET that was banned by Mods: