First, as you browse, please enjoy stereotypical french music:

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So, anyway:

1. I'm a troll
2. I'm a spammer
3. I consider myself a madnessfag
4. I'm an anon
5. I'm a newfag
6. I can't triforce
7. I do not wholly consider myself a newb
8. I do not wholly consider myself 1337
9. I don't take spam requests, unless I want to
10. I am NO good at flash (for now)
11. I seriously hate BlueWaffle.net
12. I enjoy /b/
13. I think pool closing should be revived
14. Memes are my life
15. I have no life
16. I think Newgrounds has lost its former glory
17. I feel the same for /b/
18. I play PS1 games for Nostalgia
19. I rape my childhood on purpose
20. I respond to trolls like a gentleman
21. It's different for spammers
22. I have a folder of Stereotypical French, Chinese and Swedish Yodel Music
23. I'm Agnostic
24. I'm an hero
25. I'm a gentleman
26. I know none of you will care about ANY of this
27. I am an honorable dark-toned person.
Gooday, fellow NGers.