How to tell if You are a n00b user

Edit: Happy Pico Day!

I have scanned a few n00b users and have created a list of common characteristics they share:

1. They have irregularly stretched user images
2. They have banners made with MS paint
3. They ask people to PM them on how to get secret medals in their reviews
4. Half of the content of their reviews is filled with : lololollolololololo!!!!!
5. They always ask to be added on MSN and Xbox live
6. Their posts include 3-5 youtube videos
7. Sometimes they place links instead of actual videos
8. Their art is made with MS paint (this excludes awesome paint art)
9. They post song lyrics (accompanied with a video)
10. Most of them like Justin Beiber
11. They respond to Trolls
12. They respond to spam instead of deleting it
13. Their posts are set to approved comments only
14. They approve trolls anyway
15. They vote only either 0 or 5
16. They rate only either 0 or 10
17. They treat the review system like a comment system
18. Some are furries
19. Some are hugely religious
20. They go to troll's pages and troll back and always FAIL
21. They threaten to "tell their parents" about being trolled.
22. Good examples are this guy and this guy

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Domo 2010-04-24 15:36:58

im 25% n00b.The reason why is i follow steps 2,6,8,1215

5Tweezyfan 2010-04-24 15:49:11

*phew!*
Guess I'm safe.
I was actually reading my reviews the other day, and I was surprised how many were rated as... Erm, useless. My first few were evident I was, in fact, a noob, the second page was full of my long-winded yet still noobish ones, and the few I've done today... Make me look like an idiot XD

Guess I still am a noob.

MissingUsername 2010-04-24 15:49:11

Your reviews are good, but sometimes you go off-topic

hfjerk 2010-04-24 16:58:34

Guess i'm in the clead, except for #11 (i responded to a troll once <_< , it happens.)

MissingUsername 2010-04-24 16:58:34

Responding to Trolls mean they win

Krazytwin26 2010-04-24 21:29:13

im treated like one when im not.

MissingUsername 2010-04-24 21:29:13 (Updated 2010-04-25 06:55:33)

I think you're just being trolled.

Krazytwin26 2010-04-25 16:06:50

sifter1337 is a troll then.

XRoadKillX 2010-04-26 16:50:08

Don't for get using other video's Icon as their own.

XRoadKillX 2010-04-26 17:01:33

Oh, and people who comment on their own posts.

MissingUsername 2010-04-26 17:01:33

Well, technically they're only considered a n00b if their comment is of no relevance to the matter at hand or if they comment only to get a higher comment numbah.

Krazytwin26 2010-04-26 18:09:44

go to my page to see major trolls.

Domo 2010-04-27 23:15:10

you should say im one of the n00bs

scapeartist101 2010-04-28 08:31:30

OKAY THAT IS JUST AN INSULT TO ME AND SONIC10!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissingUsername 2010-04-28 08:31:30

I changed sonic10 to ninja-fan.

scapeartist101 2010-04-28 08:50:21

I only got 4,9,13(I have a private reason),17 and 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!See!?Only 5/22!!!!!!I should've added 10 but I treat singers the same way and that means when I hear their song for the first time,I don't like it.But I hear it 3-5 times,I like it!But when I hear it 25 times or above,I slowly don't like it anymore until I hated it!So for now,I also didn't like him anymore!!!!!!So yes I MIGHT(and by might I mean NOT)be a noob but I only have 22.727272727272 of the qualities you just said!

MissingUsername 2010-04-28 08:50:21

See class, this is a live example of a n00b in action.

Krazytwin26 2010-04-28 19:20:37

sifter1337 is 5% a noob.He follows step 13.

MissingUsername 2010-04-28 19:20:37

Stop calling people you don't like a noob

hfjerk 2010-05-05 16:55:35

Just found another noob:
<a href="http://ashei.newgrounds.com/">http://ashei.newgrounds.com/</a>